No More Baloney

It’s time to end all foreign language’s gobbledygook

That assaults the ears of fine White cultists who forsook

Whatever countries their ancestors came from long ago

To all be pure 100% patriots who know

The only language worth speaking is the one they all hear

On Fox Newsmax and OAN when they lend either ear.

So by executive order I hereby today say

Speak only ***!!!ENGLISH!!!*** alone or I’ll make you rue the day

You or your parents or grandparents, whoever came first

Brought your vermin invasion to MY land your family cursed

With “language” only your so-called “people” can understand

Which whatever the Hell it is I today have banned!

If your family speaks spic “Spanish” you’d better teach them fast

To converse in ***!!!ENGLISH!!!*** or they will not here long last!

“Spanish” is the worst but every other foreign “tongue”

Including crap “Native Americans” say they’d begun

“Speaking” long before to U.S. shores ***!!!ENGLISH!!!*** arrived

And whatever “language” blacks speak, who needs that “rap” jive???

Only one exception I’ll allow to ordering

Every other language except ***!!!ENGLISH!!!*** to not ring

Ever again anywhere in MY country where only

 ***!!!ENGLISH!!!*** alone I demand spoken…no more baloney

Claiming to be “language” will be heard but one allowed:

The one with which MY best friend Putin’s Empire’s endowed!

28 February 2025

Trump poised to sign order making English the official U.S. language. https://flip.it/Rfl8fV

Trump to make English official language of U.S. in new executive order. https://flip.it/1Y4W94