Eggs Schmeggs!

Why does the stupid price of eggs keep getting in the way

Of all the great accomplishments I’ve accomplished each day

Since the overwhelming mandate landslide victory

Beyond all possibility of doubt bestowed on ME?

Eggs schmeggs! Who cares what they cost compared to Empires planned

By ME starting with Panama Canada and Greenland!!!

Why does the dumb high cost of eggs still set the daily pace

Instead of the praise I deserve to every morning face

For tremendous accomplishments I have the day before

Accomplished or at least said I would soon add to MY score

Of everything great I have done and/or promised I’ll do

Before the final term of MY long sovereign reign is through???

No one by eggs has ever been treated so unfairly!!!

Stop throwing them at every cyber “swazticar” you see!!!

Throw praise at ME instead for all I’ve promised you I’ll do

(Except that stupid dumb egg thing…that’s TOO HARD I tell you!)

And if besides deserved praise for ME you want too to throw

More things at ME let them be cash donations you’ve made grow!

27 February 2025

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