Nubs

If you want to make omelets then some eggs must suffer breaks
So don’t blame ME if Elon’s made embarrassing mistakes
By firing whole departments in their entirety
And then finding that some fired had criticality
To nuclear safety and bird flu pandemic control
So trying to rehire them’s become his desperate goal.

I told him to cut bureaucrats down to their very nubs

But don’t blame me if some cuts he made turned out to be flubs

And he was dumb enough to also throw out the contact

Data needed to through phones and emails call them back

But otherwise he assures ME nub cuts are going great

So nothing else can possibly go wrong at current rate.

Thus a very tasty omelet I can guarantee

Because Musk’s nub cuts he promised ME no more flubs will see

And if brains and experience through them are drained away

MY genius has nubs enough to replace them, OK?

So have no fear! Once DOGE cuts all bureaucrats who remain

If jobs they did need doing MY nubs will again regain!!!

19 February 2025

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