KING ME!!!

Through shock and awe I’ve rubbed “truth” raw enough to finally say
“LONG LIVE THE KING!!!” and with what I’ve done with it get away
Besides Elon assures ME everyone agrees it’s true
And long ago should have been proclaimed so as MY just due
So just ignore disgusting complaints evil “critics” say

Because I really am THE KING!!! I say I am, OK???

As KING ME!!! as I’ve just proclaimed I’ll rule without a care

About what so-called “critics” say because they’re unaware

Of what as great a KING!! as ME grants himself right to do

So I decree all who dare criticize KING ME!!! are through

And hereby I do order all MY ICE goons to increase

Their lousy arrest record by making MY critics “cease”!!!

As KING ME!!! I’ve no time to with MY orders give “details”

So I’m fine with whatever method in ICE goons prevails

To “cease” all who so disgustingly criticize KING ME!!!

Provided they’re “ceased” by means that cause suffering to be

So the sole “cease” criteria I’ll therefore to goons give

Is making KING ME!!! “critics” beg for death while yet they live!!!

20 February 2025

‘Only took him a month”: Trump critics disgusted as he calls himself ‘king’. https://flip.it/4mslzV