He Tells ME

Of course I am not worried! I am not at all upset
About dumb claims that Elon Musk is the “real” president!
Fools who say that are stupid to think I’m not in command

For Elon is just one of thousands in MY loyal band
Of minions who obey all orders I at them do throw

Because I AM THE PRESIDENT!!!! Elon has told ME so.

Elon calls ME every day to tell ME not to worry

About “co-presidency” accusations and lines blurry

Between him and ME, he assures ME everybody knows

That only I alone am holding the President's rose

And therefore to not be upset when hurtful rumors fly

There’s no “co-president”, just one, and I am NOT that Guy!!!

Whatever Elon’s doing I don’t know nor do I care

Because he tells ME it’s better to remain unaware

Of what he’s up to until he’s accomplished it for ME

THE PRESIDENT!!! who ordered him to cut bureaucracy

He says he’ll tell ME when that day arrives so for now play

Golf because he’ll tell ME when I’ve made all things OK!

18 February 2025

Elon Musk called Donald Trump about claims he was a puppet president, saying: “They’re trying to drive us apart.” https://flip.it/gSoviL

Donald Trump has already spent $10.7 million of taxpayer money playing golf. https://flip.it/pLvZfq