Safety’s Guarantee

I’m getting rid of all things Dem so why not do away

With work on “stronger building codes” for “disasters” they say

Are the result of “climate change” which so obviously

Is easy to see as a hoax if you’re as smart as ME

So every program and project Biden linked to it like

“Stronger building codes” I’m ordering to take a hike.

As the most brilliant real estate developer who ever

Built major buildings in places exposed to extreme weather

I know more about “building codes” all of which I deplore

And to gain greater profits on MY buildings did ignore

Because just as I am above all laws (so courts say!)

I’m also above every “building code” that’s in MY way.

I’ve ordered MY administration to stop working on

“Stronger building codes” since “global warming” will be gone

From having any influence on new buildings I say

To build because that hoax doesn’t exist and anyway

All buildings built during MY reign will be immigrant-free:

White workers only will build them as safety’s guarantee!

21 February 2025

Trump administration drops work on stronger building codes for disasters. https://flip.it/wiL_cE