I really really really want to win the Nobel prize
For peace in MY time even if I have to compromise
My vengence tour for while to show I can pretend
To be “peaceful” with those around ME who so ME offend
I’ll willing to try to pretend “peaceful” to ME does fit
To win MY prize before I get back to revengeful shit.
Yesterday I thought the way to MY peace prize would come
By making Zelenskyy bow down before the Chosen One
He’d lick MY boots and kiss MY ring and ass and beg for peace
He’d say only I alone could provide to make war cease
At least that was the setup JD and I planned to stage
In MY Oval Office until he filled ME with rage!
Instead of showering ME and JD with heart felt thanks
For all America has done to arm his puny ranks
With weapons Biden sent him I’ve been told to take away
By MY buddy Putin but to as part of the play
JD and I rehearsed to do so in ways that would bring
Optics that made the Noble people think peace was MY thing!
The sneak attack on Zelenskyy we were sure would go well
Once JD triggered it by telling him to go to Hell
For not saying thank you for all things he did receive
For years that kept his country alive…but CAN YOU BELIEVE
He refused to grovel and instead turned things around
On ME which made ME go nuts so no peace prize may be found!!!
That Ukrainian bastard refused to bow and grovel
Down before ME and JD within MY oval hovel
That I had packed with disguised sycophants very well trained
To harass Zelenskyy about the suit he’d refrained
From wearing which showed disrespect to ME and one more way
To disrespect America (forget Elon, OK?)
Thus MY best laid plans for getting MY peace prize were blown
By Zelenskyy who to ME respect has never shown!!!
The only good to come of the blown setup was I guess
My order to MY cabinet of toads to strongly stress
How proud they are of ME and JD for humiliating
A so-called “ally” who won’t be to ME ingratiating!
1 March 2024
Trump still really wants to win a Nobel peace prize. https://flip.it/MYnvK-
Trump-Zelenskyy clash marks a defining turn away from U.S. defense of democracies. https://flip.it/WFT6U6
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