Cratering

I hereby decree every rumor that’s lately prevailed
About MY “second” coup attempt having utterly failed
Completely incorrect and totally illegal too
And all believing are screwed because I’ll more than sue!

All know MY goal is to again make America great

As it was when MY first Presidency was its fate

In that great golden age before Covid conspiracy

Stopped ME from gaining even greater popularity!

To assure MY popularity’s not hurt again

Like it was I’m scribbling with MY black sharpie pen

Executive Orders to change things as they’d been done

Before the second coming of everyone’s Favorite One!

This time I hit the ground running so fast none could keep up

With ME as MY decrees the “government” did so disrupt

It never will return again to how it “worked” before

I turned Elon loose to slam shut its woke DEI door!

But after one short month of slamming that door it appears

Fake “polls” are saying MY popularity’s in arrears

Because of all I’ve done it’s “cratering” in a nose dive

NOT TRUE!!! And all who say it is I’ll make sure won’t survive!

I am MORE popular right now than I have EVER been!

And all fake “polls” that say I’m not I’ll make take on the chin

By ordering MY ICE goons to the immigrants they’re booting

Hold off on for now to focus on pollster executing!

Steve Kornacki’s the first pollster I’ll have ICE arrest

And to publicly execute to prove KINGS NEVER JEST

For when it comes to lies about how popular they are

Shooting “pollsters” speaks louder than rails feathers and tar!

MY packed Supreme Court said I can do anything I want

So shooting “pollsters” is something I can do that won’t haunt

ME “legally” as long as I claim it’s “officially”

Among MY “duties” to protect MY popularity!

So when ICE goons come knocking you’d best be prepared to die

If you had anything to do with fake “polls” that claimed MY

Popularity was “cratering” when all know I

Every day become an EVER MORE POPULAR GUY!!!

24 February 2025

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