Sharpies and Bunions

Because MY “agriculture “ dept. refuses to agree
With ME about the ‘climate change” thing all can clearly see
Is a hoax no “farmer” or “rancher” need know about
Because with fine black sharpie pen I can leave them no doubt

About where hurricanes and rain and other “weather stuff”
Is heading and that for them should be lots more than enough!

Black sharpie “weather patterns” by a genius like ME

Are better than “predictions” performed “scientifically”

Everybody knows the “weather service” gets things wrong

Constantly and it has never been too very long

Until what they say will happen has changed or happens not

Which makes their “weather forecasts” constantly off by a lot.

And no one knows more about what the weather’s going to be

Than ME so screw “forecasting” and “meteorology”

If farmers and ranchers need to know when rain will next fall

On them all they need do is ask ME and I’ll reveal all

Because MY genius combined with MY black sharpie pen

Will know and show where rain is bound to go now and again!

“Weather” must go where I say because I AM THE KING

Of earth and sky and that is why winter fall summer spring

Each must obey ME when I say it’s their time to appear

To bring the “weather” MY black sharpie patterns will make clear

To all who ask ME when rain on their farm or ranch is due

Who should MY pen die know MY bunions for them will come through!

25 February 2025

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