No one has ever been a more successful businessman
Than I have been (forget five so-called “bankruptcies “ - I am!)
And so of course the government I completely control
Through overwhelming mandate I won to MY goals extol
I will run as a business since that’s what businessmen do
Than I have been (forget five so-called “bankruptcies “ - I am!)
And so of course the government I completely control
Through overwhelming mandate I won to MY goals extol
I will run as a business since that’s what businessmen do
When they’ve gained enough power to their competition screw.
Bureaucrats are competitors because they channel fame
Away from ME when things they do done by ME I then claim
Every Biden bureaucrat when I came on the scene
My business background and mandate entitles me to ream
So I am now replacing them with minions I’ll make run
Things as efficiently as every business I’ve begun!
Clearing out the plane wreck Joe’s bureaucracy has been
Allows ME to stream Project 2025 minions straight in
I’ll kick everyone in there now out because only I
Alone have got the genius to make government fly
And speaking about flying had MY minions occupied
Every FAA position no one would have died!
Of course I claimed I’d never heard about that Project when
I was campaigning because that’s what real smart businessmen
Do - we lie and cheat and steal our way straight to the top
From which we on competitors can make the hammer drop…
But wait a minute!!! Even minions could steal fame from ME
I’d better fill all bureaucratic roles alone only!!!
That’s what MY business genius says to do - who but ME
The greatest business genius ever in history
Could fill any position better than MYSELF alone???
Screw that dumb Project’s minions - Once I’ve cut to the bare bone
Bureaucracy I’ll throw all roles within it now away
Except a few run by MYSELF when rain brings golf delay.
Running government by MYSELF’s bound to be a snap
Because nobody else will be around to give ME crap!
When I want something done it will by ME alone be done
Because the only bureaucrat will be the Chosen One!
Why tell fame-stealing bureaucratic minions what to do
When I alone can do all they do (and lots better too!!!)
31 January 2025
The Potomac crash highlights the flaws of Trump’ “ government as a business” playbook. https://flip.it/_csW-Y
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