Profit’s Tapestry

I have directed soldiers at an army base that’s MINE

To build ME 30,000 beds and to work overtime

To get them built so I can fill them up with the first lot

Of illegal immigrants MY ICE storm troopers got

Rounded up in their initial forays in blue states

I told them to focus on to punish Dem ingrates.

After MY first camp’s been built to migrants concentrate

I will then order it expanded at a rapid rate

To make room for the 20,000,000 more ICE will arrest

To prove I am as powerful as promises attest

And if MY soldiers gripe about grunt work that they despise

I’ll remind them that “Arbeit Macht Frei” to them too applies!

But concentrating 20,000,000 will take lots more room

Than 30,000 I first lock up there to await doom

And so to keep MY soldiers happy Arbeiting away

I’ll first permit them to make that damned Commie island pay

On which Guantanamo has been since nineteen hundred three

Part of the Empire I’ll now grow exponentially.

MY Empire’s expansion plans still include Canada

And Greenland and that canal dug straight across Panama

But I’ll put off invading those places a little while

To first expand into a land that makes MY soldiers smile

Before they build for ME MY giant concentration camp

I’ll order their invading boots to across Cuba tramp!

I don’t drink and I don’t smoke but billionaire friends do

And besides land I need I’m told rum and cigars are due

To be available to me to for profit exploit

Once MY Cuban invasion conquers the entire joint

Thus MY genius for weaving profit’s tapestry:

Camps, happy solders, rum, cigars, and Arbeit Frei for ME!

30 January 2025

Trump directs Pentagon and DHS to prepare migrant housing at Guantanamo Bay. https://flip.it/Yi3vFS

Hesgeth touts Guantanamo Bay as “perfect spot” to house migrants. https://flip.it/RJFlyo