Here’s Hoping

It didn’t take too long at all, five days was all it took
Since a poem first asked why Herschel Walker had been forsook
For a position in A-Hole’s clown car and speculated
That Education Secretary might soon be equated
With the Bachelor’s degree he’d recently acquired
But not Ed.Sec. but Ambassador for him’s now transpired.

Herschel has been named Ambassador to the Bahamas

Where he can eat conch fritters while wearing his pajamas

And go swimming every day because it’s hot out there

Especially when Hurricanes sweep across on a tear

But if one does his football training’s bound to come in handy

For tossing paper towels like handing out Halloween candy.

A-Hole is not the first President (let’s hope not the last!)

To shower ambassadorships on those who in their past

Bestowed upon them donations and loyalty unquestioned

And were rewarded by being sent to foreign lands destined

To be offended by the inept lightweights who get sent

To U.S. interests arrogantly loudly represent.

But Hey! Perhaps Herschel will represent us pretty well

For unlike who who’s sending him to island climes to dwell

He never came across as mean or nasty as the shit

Who is rewarding him with tropic ambassadorship

In fact he acted kind of sweet and nice during his run

So here’s hoping he won’t be acting like his sending scum.

18 December 2024

Trump chooses Herschel Walker as ambassador to the Bahamas. https://flip.it/5ny7Fc

Herschel Walker’s New White House Role Slammed As “S**t Show”. https://flip.it/TyHOis