Chaotic Mess

We’re headed for another government shutdown I guess
Because unelected President Musk made a big mess
By posting 70 times to trash the GOP bill
That would have kept goverment running but instead did kill
The bill toady Mike Johnson tried conducting through the House
Which led to A-Hole’s caving to the unelected louse.

It’s bad enough Musk got the government forced to shut down

Thus burying a million farmers six feet underground

Impacting lots of other groups whose service will be cut

And dumping us again into a GOP-caused rut

But even worse is confirmation Elon’s going to be

Defacto president if A-Hole caves so easily.

Social media overused by a space cadet

May be how policy will for a while at least be set

How long Elon controls A-Hole we’ll have to wait and see

While narcissistic dominance does chaos guarantee

Before Musk gains complete control or A-Hole’s brain gets by

Worshipping the world’s richest man and kicks him goodbye.

Before dementia took up residence in A-Hole’s brain

The belief he’d remain in charge of his toadies seemed plain

But now a policy-controlling shift seems underway

Since A-Hole caved to Musk’s mass social media display

Which narcissistic shit will dominate’s a guess at best

But we’re guaranteed more chaotic mess from either pest.

19 December 2024

Elon Musk leads charge to kill spending bill meant to avert government shutdown. https://flip.it/7.M7nA

Some Republicans fume after Trump kills spending bill. https://flip.it/XiNxjE

“Unelected President Musk”: Elon posts 70 times trashing GOP bill, Trump caves. https://flip.it/.j7pUa

Political Reporter Says Elon Musk Is “Playing a Risky Game” With Trump. https://flip.it/5YD5Mm

“I would love to know what’s going on”: Senate GOP baffled by derailed funding bill. https://flip.it/.AohXX