As His Scent Foretells

You may not need cheap sneakers or guitars that fall apart
Or wine that weaker than water or tough steaks that clog your heart
Or worthless “gold” medallions or scraps ripped from smelly suits
Or other products A-Hole is producing in cahoots
With Chinese factories who keep manufacturing costs down

So the cheap crap he offers can enrich the grifting clown.

But even if you haven’t yet seen crap for which you’d pay

There’s more to come when A-Hole makes the White House his e-bay

And even before then you may decide his new grift hit

Is hard to resist for who wants to NOT smell like the shit?

You too can smell like the reek to which his diapers are prone

For only twenty sawbucks if you buy his shit cologne!!!

Splash his manly butt smell on and you soon will find

That when you strut down the street MAGAs before and behind

Will be impressed you too exude the same stinky shit smell

That all who have come close to him have been forced to know well!

For just 200 bucks you too can smell like the shit who

Will as his scent foretells dump us again in deep doo doo.

5 December 2024

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