Musical Chairs

Back when A-Hole first besmirched the Presidential role
“Revolving Door” was the term used to mock each short time troll
He hired and then fired in his inept government
Made chaotic through constant change to which it was bent
Now even before his second chaos gets underway
“Musical Chairs” is the term some have begun to say.

The clown car kooks A-Hole chose to haunt bureaucratic lairs

Are finding themselves forced into the game “Musical Chairs”

Due to stiff resistance A-Hole was unable to

Force down the throats of senators to shove his choices through

Without advice or consent that would appointees delay

On their way to executing orders he’d convey.

Matt Gaetz was the first to find no chair in which to sit

Hegseth will be the next to chairlessly be out of it

And some sheriff nobody ever heard of’s now gone too

Although he left before the chair he could not find came due

Thus leaving Tulsi Gabbard and Kash Patel the next saps

Who when they look for chairs will find each of their asses lacks.

After Gabbard and Patel who knows which billionaire

In A-Hole’s oligarchy will at his lack of chair stare?

Seven billionaires (six White) will soon be finding they

In ever smaller circles search for chairs taken away

As crap they hid about their lives their FBI check finds

How many of them won’t find chairs on which to plant behinds?

4 December 2024

Musical Chairs, Hegseth Out, DeSantis In Line To Head Dept Of Defense. https://flip.it/3xCSGk

Trump’s DEA pick withdraws name citing “gravity of this very important position”. https://flip.it/YiytGz

Kash Patel, Trump’s pick for FBI Director, has a long history of conspiracy grifting. https://flip.it/3aMkNY

Gabbard seen as tough lift for Trump in GOP Senate. https://flip.it/VqZpa2

Trump’s Billionaires Cometh. https://flip.it/Nw8odw

Trump Team Signs Agreement To Allow FBI Background Checks For Nominees. https://flip.it/0WpV7l