Macho Pete Is Mucho Neat

It takes a mighty Alpha Male to run the DOD!
A mucho macho all guy’s guy’s needed obviously
To defend America from foreign and domestic
Enemies unless they are the one’s A-Hole selected
To be his buddies - then the guy who runs the DOD
Besides being muy macho must a traitor also be.

And that brings us to he who A-Hole selected to serve

Him as head of the DOD put there to make it swerve

Away from foreign deployment into the homes of those

Where legal and illegal immigrants dare to repose

Because Nazi Steve Miller’s wet dream of rounding up all

Immigrants nationwide needs trained soldiers to install.

And so A-Hole picked Pete Hegseth to lead the DOD

Because he’s a real macho man (just ask his dear mommy

Who previously complained about her son’s philandering

But now defends him because he claims he’ll end his drinking

Provided he gets past Senate questions that sure enough

Will ask him about womanizing and being a lush.

Had Hegseth’s mom not changed her mind to start defending him

His chance of being DefSec would have been even more slim

More sooner than it seems to be if you believe the news

That once again the Senate may dare to A-Hole refuse

To put a drunken womanizing inept bastard in

Control of a department he wants 180 to spin.

Because the Senate won’t commit to meeting his demand

To advise him of their consent that Hegseth would be grand

A-Hole’s arm twisted Lindsey Graham to step up to the plate

And change his mind after one day to say Hegseth is great

After “Very Disturbing” Lindsey first of Pete did say

Now like the macho’s mom the closet gay says he’s OK.

5 December 2024

Pete Hegseth Asks Mommy To Help Clean Up His Mess. https://flip.it/7w6PnA

Lindsey Graham Says Allegations Against Pete Hegseth Don’t Count, One Day After Calling Them “Very Disturbing”. https://flip.it/XmIiA1