Break-It Fixers

If only you alone can fix the economic mess
America’s been beset by after you it did bless
Or so you claim without one scrap of proof to prove your point
That after you economy went badly out of joint
It then behooves you to a plan or at least concept
Of how real economics work before you it reject.

When how real tariffs work you haven’t got one single clue

A normal Prez-elect would think some education’s due

But A-Hole’s so abnormal it would never cross his mind

That his approach to fixing things is to them broken find

Because to him fixing means breaking what worked well before

He selected idiots to their destruction score.

A-Hole’s determined to break all in government that once

Worked well before conned deceived voters permitted the dunce

To pick the worst people for fixing things if that’s his goal

But since his goal’s the opposite each pick’s great for the role

He’s assigned them to be the break-it fixers he’s selected

To break government so completely nothing’s left detected.

Fixing things by breaking them’s an ominous beginning

To the burn it all down chaos he claims his right by winning

An overwhelming mandate proving no mandate at all

As ever more votes get counted from those he does appall

But don’t panic…some working government will still survive

Because each break-it fixer pick’s the most broken alive.

20 November 2024

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