Treason’s Threesome

Stand by, America! In-fighting’s getting underway
‘Twix JD Vance and Elon Musk, one determined to stay
In A-Hole’s inner circle while the other tries to be
The job he got elected for: A-Hole’s a-hole VP
It doesn’t appear to be much of a fair fight right now
But who knows what could happen as to Jan 20 we plow?

The bromance between Musk and A-Hole seemed a solid bet

For keeping Vance from inner circles far as he can get

But cracks have started to appear in that bromance facade

As on to January treason’s threesome onward plod

And since there’s no room for two narcissistic shits on top

It may not be long before Musk from A-Hole side will drop.

For now however poor JD’s is still the odd man out

In treason’s threesome Elon Musk’s megabucks brought about

And even if those bromance cracks split wide there still may be

Not much role for an ass-kissing troll like Vance to see

Because what has he got to offer the A-Hole can use

Besides smarter ability to with lies truth abuse?

When it comes to being smarter or much richer than

A malignant narcissist guess which one gets kicked can?

There really wouldn’t be a contest if not for the fact

That two narcissists can’t long remain hugging when each brat

Wants the spotlight shone on them alone so a bromance

Without much longer to run gives dog cat lie man some chance.

21 November 2024

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