Triple Whammy

October’s Surprise has arrived the wind and water way
With hurricanes controlled by Dems making deep red states pay
And by D. Trump’s self-serving lies Dems FEMA did restrain
And evangelical Christians who don’t want to God blame
Thus first Helene and soon Milton are both clearing a way
For hurricane entangled lies desperate MAGAs convey.

Since evangelical Christians won’t accept climate change
As the reason weather did abruptly rearrange
And their belief in God long's taken back seat to their need
To worship the Chosen One and believe Christ loves greed
The only thing left for them to blame on hurricane tolls
Is Margie’s belief Dems manipulate weather controls.

And so October’s surprise is for Dems a triple whammy
Of them controlling weather and Trump’s latest lie-filled scammy
Attempt to claim that if he’s not elected all will rue it
And evangelicals not wanting to believe God blew it

Can an already insane campaign get even more dumb?

Can weather-tangled triple lies by truth be overcome?

8 October 2024

Florida braces for dual threat of Hurricane Milton and Trump’s self-serving lies. https://flip.it/sv_4Xr

God or Deep State?  Christian Nationalists Can’t Decide Who to Blame for Hurricane Helen https://flip.it/dP6C6z

Trump vs Harris: The October Surprise is already here. https://flip.it/Ev8n6v