Lost Talent

Donald Trump’s tremendous talent for lying has been
The core of his crap character and the essence of him
Since his first lie about millions under white tarps hid
Not one day has he allowed to be of new lies rid.

During four years as President the Washington Post count

Of lies over his mis-tenure rose to a vast amount

Somewhere around 40 thousand lies they documented

Which earned for him the greatest liar prize ever invented.

Immediately after voters kicked his fat ass out

Of office his biggest big lie beyond any doubt

He started circulating and it remains to this day

His central lie around which every other he’d array.

Trump’s lies will never end, with them we never will be done

But lately his big lies he’s trading for lies small and dumb

Which are sorely impacting his lie ability

Because it’s easy to disprove small dumb lies rapidly.

Big lies have many interwoven strands and each must be

Disproven in the context of the lie’s entirety

Each sticky strand in the lie’s web must be disproven which

Takes time during which new strands into big lies liars stitch.

Which is why Trump’s biggest big lie he’s brought back again

To to his debate debacle his “I WON!” claim append

As he was then so he’s been now very unfairly cheated

Because the same rigged contest tricks Dem foes have just repeated.

But it was during that debate that something new arrived

With the new lies he tried to sell which cut them down to size

And that was how stupidly small each new lie proved to be

Which since they were so small and dumb got disproved easily.

Instead of just relying on his big lies during spats

With Kamala one new small lie claimed White folk’s dogs and cats

Were in deadly danger because Haitians eat them whole

And another cited after birth abortion’s toll.

Few strands needed untangling to rapidly produce

The truth about his lie about dogs and cats served au Jus

And because you cannot abort babies after they’re born

His other lie was also met with internet meme scorn.

Rapidly disproving, scorn, and joke status all now

Into Trump’s ability to sell dumb small lies plow

And as fence-sitting voters hear more smaller lies he’s trying

To sell they’ll say he’s lost his talent and their vote for lying.

 

15 September 2924

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