The Looney Tunes Award goes to disgraced general Mike Flynn
Russian stooge, Trump Toady asshole, and army has-been
For mixing up conspiracies to create such a whopper
It will be hard for other nuts to come up with its topper.
Russian stooge, Trump Toady asshole, and army has-been
For mixing up conspiracies to create such a whopper
It will be hard for other nuts to come up with its topper.
Per Flynn Covid was invented by a cabal to steal
2020’s election and Trump’s landslide repeal
And by so doing rule the world as for years was intended
By the cabal comprised of liberals Flynn’s brain selected.
George Soros and Bill Gates in cahoots with the World Health Org
And the United Nations (and also perhaps the Borg
If you’re a Star Trek fan) invented Covid as their way
To like the Brain and Pinky take the world over, OK?
Flynn was a lousy general but he’s great as a plot nut
Mixing up random elements he pulls out of his butt
To justify Trump’s big lie by small lies swirled in his mixer
He offers fellow travelers as lunatic elixir.
It will be hard to top his Covid cabal plot for sure
But it presents a challenge to conspirators so pure
It won’t be long before The Looney Tunes Award next spins
Away to honor plots even more lunatic than Flynn’s.
And OMG!! a candidate already has emerged!
An anti-vaxxer who “transhumanist cyborgs” wants purged!
Thus making that Borg line above above apropos after all
As on Tenpenny’s 5G plot the award will next fall.
30 January 2022
Michael Flynn Claims Covid Invented To Steal 2020 Election https://flip.it/oZT.i1
Anti-vaxx “expert” claims vaccines will turn people into “transhumanist cyborgs” controlled by 5G https://flip.it/w1gdDi
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