Fake Polls Phase

Desperation’s running wild in the GOP

Because Trump can be only that which he alone can be

And what that is is not what’s needed to win the election

He’s been forced to be in ever since Biden’s bid rejection

Instead he’s the mean narcissistic shit he’s always been 

Which even in Peoria has now worn very thin.

Desperation’s run amuck among MAGAs who know

Trump’s inability to change has dealt a heavy blow

To their hoped for chance to sweep both the House and Senate too

Which if he’d just stop being himself for awhile they’d do

So when he says ‘screw you’ to every issue they him beg

To remain on script to discuss more egg hits their face.

Desperation’s increased among Trump toadies whose goal

Is being thwarted by the stupid never-changing troll

They keep trying to focus on issues that he could care

Less about and so each new poll indicates less share

Of voters who no longer sit on undecided fences

Which is why MAGA’s entering its ‘fake polls’ phase offensive.

19 August 2024

Trump and Vance have entered the ‘fake polls’ phase of their campaign. https://flip.it/Mkmca3

J D Vance thinks polls showing Harris surge of Harris support are ‘fake’. https://flip.it/_VkdZi