Sludge Scrapings

The bottom of the barrel’s where sludge does accumulate

The chance of finding anything down there that’s good ain’t great

Especially if that barrel from which sludge scrapings come

Is a party which can only dredge up remaining scum

Because those with a moral compass from up on top left

Leaving sludge at the bottom that’s decency bereft.

Except for that one very bad Dem senator who Hey!

Comes from New Jersey so what would you expect anyway?

Every local, state, and federal figure lately found

To be caught being stupid and corrupt to MAGA’s bound

The only explanation for this trend one can surmise

Is when sludge is all you’ve got left cream up from it can’t rise.

So state reps who get arrested or who hid cameras show

Pour water into bags of Dem colleagues who they think blow

And stupid representatives whose brains no thoughts distill

Except how to stop legislating from Capitol Hill

Will always be found to be MAGA Republicans each time

Because bottoms are breeding grounds of truly stupid crime.

21 June 2024

Michigan state rep Neil Friske arrested, jailed in Lansing. https://flip.it/YlOZJw

Hidden camera captures Republican lawmaker pouring water into Democratic colleague's bag https://flip.it/YlOZJw