Sickest Pick

Another pick, another slap in everybody’s face
From the A-Hole half the country saw as no disgrace
To elect which let him choose any shit he sees fit
No matter how incompetent and inappropriate 
For cabinet positions he’ll be tasking them to lead

Because ass-kissing loyalty to him is all they need.

All his picks are appalling and each one is downright dumb

But his latest is as dangerous as sick picks come

Because his head of Health and Human Services will be

That anti-vaccine anti-fluoride lightweight Kennedy

Who’s totally opposed to those you’ll wish were still around

When COVID’s next mutations begin infecting your town.

Imagine HHS being directed by a man

Intent on dumping vaccine research into the trashcan

By firing everyone holding a medical degree

Who’s currently employed by HHS who won’t agree

To pledge A-Hole their loyalty and as Jr. lite preaches

Conduct med research focusing on light bulbs bleach and leeches.

And if what you’re imaging does not give you a thrill

Get every vaccine you still can and stock up with a will

On every medicine you know you’ll need before the day

When Jr’s anti-vax beliefs and A-Hole’s power play

Combine to return med research to its medieval start

Thanks to those who thought casting votes endangering them smart.

This time A-Hole’s sickest pick is so totally

Dangerous the return of polio we may see

Along with raging tooth decay and brand new COVID strains

Decimating populations because none with brains

Remain behind to conduct vaccine research we’ll so need

Once Kennedy lite’s quack beliefs get fully up to speed.

15 November 2024

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