Doodle Squatters

To mandatory Bible lessons in all Texas schools
And hate for all refusing to play by their MAGA rules
The party of Republicans in Texas have elected
To add another referendum to those they’ve selected
To represent the way they want their Lone Star State to be
Stuck in the messes they've created for eternity.

Their newest referendum would have party members vote

To remove Texas from Union hands that throttle its throat

By discussing first and maybe then thereafter voting

To secede from America to thus no more be toting

The laws with which the U.S. government’s throttled the state

That its GOP’s sure seceeding from will make again great.

Republicans have controlled Texas nearly 30 years

So their claim only they alone can fix messes appears

To be all hat no cattle bullshit and horse hockey too

Because their reign’s been plenty long to make state mess less few

But rather than admitting they have not solved doodle squat

They blame national government for things they themselves wrought.

Ted Cruz just blamed America for cheap power his state

Fails to produce because its power grid has not worked great

Since Republicans removed it from the nation’s grid

Thus causing internal problems he’d hoped would stay hid

From MAGA voters his party’s dependent on so he

Claims Democrats made the power mess caused by his party.

When one party controls state policy for 30 years

Without solving self-imposed messes in that party fears

Grow that its record’s catching up so begins actively

Deflecting from itself blame it’s deserved consistently

By claiming only it alone can solve it’s state’s mass messes

But how secession saves that party’s anybody’s guesses.

9 June 2024

Texas GOP adds secession to party’s 2024 official platform https://flip.it/z4gAQx