A Box Of Rocks

She’s managed to irk everyone which for her wasn’t hard
Considering she’s about as smart as a tub of lard
But stupid is as stupid does and stupid is the way
Her brain makes her do everything in the most least smart way.

She’s as dumb as a box of rocks as they say way down South

Because her tiny brain sends crap directly to her mouth

Without the checks and balances smart people know they need

To think about what’s said before to say it they’ve agreed.

And so here we go once again with Marge on center stage

Embarrassed by her MUGA hats that have become the rage

Among those who support Ukraine instead of those like her

Who for Putin are trying hard to its death make occur.

There’s only one thing Margie’s brain does dimly comprehend

And that is doing what it takes to liberals offend

But she’s never been smart enough to understand that she

With her attention grabbing pisses off her own party.

Democrats are optimistic Greene’s extremes will be

What helps them replace Republicans numerically

When elections come again because she will still be

Dumber than a box of rocks could ever hope to be.

So here’s to Margie once again for such low level dumb

The box of rocks she’s compared to achieves the higher sum

When it comes to intelligence all rocks leave her behind

But this is Marge we’re talking of, she’s way too dumb to mind.

3 May 2024

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