Cover Up

Trump is as bald as an egg under his plastic hair
That covers up the shiny skin his real head wears up there
When his real hair started to go he found something fantastic
Mucho macho toupees were made in polyester plastic
So for an hour each morning before his day begins
His handlers fit his fake hair to where what’s left there thins.

Trump’s ego can’t accept bald as what his head has become

So every day they cover up the egg-headed bald One

With the finest polyester hairpiece cash can buy

So his cult can see a healthy image of their guy

Who underneath fake hair and bronze skin toner would appear

Decrepit as he really is which would fill them with fear.

Trump’s fake hair is crucial to his biblical belief 

That like Sampson without hair his great strength would come to grief

And that is why you’ll only catch a glimpse under his wig

When wind disturbs the careful placement of the costly rig

He every day puts back in play to cover his bald pate

And mask the fact he’s a weak old balding degenerate.

26 April 2024

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