Thursday, April 25, 2024

This Week’s Winner

The State of Tennessee just won the wing nut contest for
Banning something that’s not real and never was before
Conspiracy nut cases in the Congress of that state
Decided banning Chemtrails which don’t exist would be great
And so the award week goes to Tennessee which demonstrated
How legislation and conspiracy theory’s related.

Apparently lawmakers in the state have volunteered
To pass a bill only conspirators do not find weird
They have banned Chemtrails because they think Joe Biden’s decreed
Spraying harmful chemicals at supersonic speed
Behind flight paths that pass above their state and then descend
To poison their residents who can’t from them defend.

Tennessee won’t remain long at the top of the list
When other red states pass laws against things that don’t exist
Florida, Arizona, and Alabama too
Are all vying to citizens of each of their states’ screw
By passing bills addressing looney theories each one will
Then cite as true accomplishments their missions to fulfill.

25 April 2024

Oh Dear God! Tenessee Just Passed a Bill Banning Chemtrails, Which Are Not Real https://flip.it/PBzSU0

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