Thursday, April 18, 2024

Boomerang Endorsements

A study indicates if Trump endorses you you’re screwed
I guess because you let MAGA into your life intrude
So totally Trump has placed you among his toad cadre
Among the toadiest of toads who’ve pledged him loyalty
And thus deserve endorsement by Dear Leader/Chosen One
Which the surprising study suggests means defeat’s begun.

But it makes sense that being endorsed by Trump means your chances
Of election after he’s blessed you won’t meet advances
Because majorities still rule despite disinformation
And most voters hate Trump's fat guts and welcome their ablation
And so if you have been endorsed by the big orange shit
Except among MAGA’s diminished cult you’ll be no hit.

Here’s hoping every endorsement Trump grants to those far right
Enough to kiss his ring and sing his praises day and night
Will boomerang back on them when Dems counter what he’s done
With voter turnout higher than before the Chosen One
Chose to endorse those they oppose for kissing ass enough
To guarantee their chance to win thanks to him grew more rough. 

18 April 2024

Surprising study suggests Trump’s endorsements influence Democrats more than Republicans https://flip.it/QV5RCO

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