Nowhere There

Florida has no wind tribunes, not one there is seen
Because they don’t work where wind blows too light or too extreme

But that state is still making plans to ban them from where they
Have never been where winds that blow make them run not OK
So although no wind turbines have there ever been around
All those not there will soon be banned from there they’re never found.

Florida has no wind turbines but that will not stop

The state from banning them from where nowhere they’ve set up shop

All turbines that were never there will still there never be

Because those not there will be banned from there eternally

Where no wind turbine’s ever been those not there won’t be too

Because a bill about to pass will those nowhere there screw.

Florida has no wind turbines anywhere around

And a bill soon to pass will make those never there not found

The Sunshine State’s a leader in the solar power game

Because winds there aren’t strong and hurricanes turbines can’t tame

So wind turbines impractical where winds blow light or slay

Will by ban be where they’re not now forced to from go away.

7 March 2024

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