Do The Math

Open pig lips, insert foot. That’s what Trump’s mouth has done
By telling Nikki Haley voters he sees them as scum
Who were disloyal for not voting for him so they all
Can go to Hell as far as he’s concerned this coming Fall
He does not want or need their votes his dumb pig lips did say
Because he’ll have plenty of votes to bring landslide his way.

But if we do the math of which his stable brain’s unable

As that of every handler and pundit in his stable

Numerical results add up to looking not so good

For him and every MAGA in the mob-boss controlled hood

Surrounding him who on his coattails are sure they’ll ride in

To office because their ass-kissing gained support from him.

It’s estimated 30% remain Trump hard core

Cultists who no matter what he’s done will him adore

But around 30% in each state primary race

Voted for Haley because they think Trump’s a disgrace

A few of who may hate Biden so much they’ll hold their nose

And vote for him so let’s say he’ll get 5% of those.

He might have got more of them if he’d kept his pig lips slack

Instead of flapping disdain for those who had Nikki’s back

But by saying he did not want their damn votes anyway

It’s generous to estimate 5% come his way

Which totals 35% on which he now can count

To vote for him out of 100%’s full amount.

Thus 65% remain in the whole population

Of GOP voters minus 25%’s summation

Of Haley voters who with Trump will have nothing to do

And may stay home or cast their votes for who’s behind door two

Which means 45% remain to be gained in the count

Of GOP voters or somewhere around that amount.

But GOP percentages thus far so calculated

Total a bit less than half of all numbers equated

With U.S. voting populations because Democrats

Hold about 50% who wrestle on the mats

Each time another election grudge match is being held

So of the total from which Trump can draw votes half’s dispelled.

From 50% of all votes that might be cast for Trump

Subtract 25% lost by the vindictive grump

Because thin orange skin can’t tolerate disloyalty

And although 100% remains the totality

Of the GOP’s 50% that number divided

Into quarters mean one fourth won’t to Trump be provided.

From 50%’s 100% less 25

Plus 45% uncertain math can now derive

The best case scenario Trump can hope to achieve

If 45% cast votes to his loss fears alieve

To 35 add 45 and the sum coming out

Is 80% against Dem’s 100% count.

Ok, not all 100% on each side’s full count

Will vote but more on right than left will sit November out

Or cast their vote for anyone but the thug candidate

The MAGA party pre-selected who controls its fate

But less than 100% math’s too hard so let’s say

Math indicates an 80-20 split could save the day.

7 March 2024

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