Apparently

Apparently it’s not enough to get your ass kicked out
Of Congress because lies alone are what you’re life’s about
Apparently there are no rules that stop past Congressmen
Kicked out for embarrassing lies to run once again
Apparently insanity Republicans accept

If they let run again one who before they did eject.

Apparently Republicans after Santos they’d spurned

May permit him to run again which shows they've never learned

That when a clown embarrasses you you don’t let him back

In the same job where his votes kept you running off the track

Because against both your Dem foes and party members too

His votes with fellow Freedom Caucus clowns did your side screw.

Apparently the GOP clown show’s top act is bent

On running back to join the circus in the big lie tent

Of noninclusive fear mongering performers whose berth

With it would with Santos’ return increase the mirth

Heard from the show’s Dem audience where laughter now pervasive

Will louder ring if Santos returns with his lies invasive.

 

Apparently to run again Santos will need to move

To a new Long Island district where he’ll seek the groove

That’s been denied to him in the old one where he betrayed

The voters he duped to elect him through his lie parade

Lies that grew too embarrassing for clowns who soon may be

Allowing him to run back in (insane, apparently).

9 March 2024

George Santos is running for Congress https://flip.it/Up7HX6