Low Bar Crown

You may have thought the MAGA cult could not have lower stooped
Than nominating Trump again once he’d already pooped
On America where more than one million folks died
Because the inept asshole told them bleach turns COVID’s tide
Provided in one’s butt lightbulbs they also shoved up deep
So yes, MAGA stooped very low by twice choosing that creep.

But there’s a new MAGA contender for the low bar crown

For just how low extremes can go to nominate a clown

To run for red state government than their North Carolina

Selection of an Uncle Tom shaped like a fat bean (lima)

Who when it comes to moving ahead’s backwards as can be

And so far past conservative he’s reactionary.

Mark Robinson’s the nominee Republicans did pick

To run for Governor after Trump said the guy was slick

And called him a “Martin Luther King on steroids” which 

Proves of history’s tapestry Trump doesn’t know one stitch

Which should not surprise anyone whose ears have listened to

Him boast about knowing much more than any experts do.

Dr. King would never fling such stupid things they quote

Mark Robinson for saying about women and the vote

Or holocaust denial or “filth” LGBTQ

Or Satan’s music industry or climate change hoax too

Or blowing away government with AR-15 shot

If it gets too big for its britches (kettle, meet black pot!).

North Carolina MAGA’s will find out it's very hard

To elect so much stupid packed tight in a tub of lard

But when Trump’s stuck you with a nut to represent your side

Whose back-to-the-past prejudice wears trousers ten feet wide

You're forced to nominate the ass since Trump says he’s OK

And hold your nose, hope for the best, and look the other way.

10 March 2024

Mark Robinson, the North Carolina GOP nominee for governor, is off to the rails even by MAGA standards https://flip.it/Br.aC8

Mark Robinson has wallowed in the mud his whole political career. He won’t stop now. https://flip.it/L4BVBO