Go Fund Me

Another day, another multi-million dollar fine
For Donald Trump, the con who never to truth does incline
Rumors fly he’s now a guy as broke as he can be
Because even bad lawyers won’t forever work for free
And with so many trials underway he’s burned through cash
Faster than he can complain laws him unfairly bash.

Another day, another rant about judges corrupt

And how unfairly they poor Donald’s businesses disrupt

So what if three sets of books he kept cooked? That’s what you do

When you’re smart enough to not pay one cent of taxes due

How dare unfair corrupt judges his businesses destroy

Just because the lies they were built on do laws annoy?

Another day to hear Trump’s whiny rants bemoaning fate

Stripping him of riches he’d amassed that were so great

He couldn’t keep an accurate count of how much he had

Before unfair fines levied on him made him really mad

So now he’ll rage about unfairness while more cash he steals

Through RNC nepotism to fund his appeals.

Another day we’ll see displayed enraged indignity

At being held accountable conveyed repeatedly

To his cult of armed worshippers to keep them standing by

Angrily awaiting his call to make bullets fly

To defend his businesses and keep his wealth afloat

By letting his grifting hands remain around their throat.

Another day to hear Trump say he’s unfairly abused

By judges who he’s come to hate because he’s not amused

By their enforcement of laws he as a smart business man

Long ago chose to ignore in his scam business plan

Before those laws judges decided applied to him too

And so made what wealth he had left bid him fond toodle-loo.

Another day for Trump to play his poor little me card

And with new Go Fund Me efforts hit poor cult members hard

To keep using them until daughter-in-law nepotism

Makes every RNC penny flow in to fill the schism

Between what still remains in his depleted coffers and

The vast amount he claims remains to bad law teams expand.

 17 February 2024

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