Fat Letter “T”s

When you’re facing a fine of half a billion bucks and change
You’d think it’s maybe time to how you do things rearrange
That is unless you’re Donald Trump in which case you just go
Back to the basic money raising tactics you so know
But since you have already failed to sell cheap wine in beakers
And tough beefsteaks and education this time you sell sneakers.

At Sneaker Con in Philadelphia the other day

The latest con Trump’s settled on he put on full display

Golden high-topped sneakers embossed with fat letter “T”s

And fragments of the U.S. flag to his flag-humpers please

At $399 dollars they’re sure to sell fast!!!

But they’re for sale three days only!!! Buy three pairs while they last!!!

Trump needs to sell a million pairs of his crap sneakers to

Pay the second fine he’s facing now that it’s come due

He hasn’t paid a penny of the first so why believe

Even if he sells that million in three days he’ll please

The judge by paying any cash his crap sneakers accrue?

He’s campaigning so he has better things for it to do.

But given the reception Trump in Philly did receive

A million sales in just three days will be hard to achieve

Because they booed him when on stage he hawked his merchandise

Which indicates he’ll find it hard to shoe buyers entice

But HEY!, who knows?, maybe he’ll say after three days have passed

Like his steaks wine and fake degrees millions of sales amassed.

That boast would be hyperbole and one more bald-faced lie

But selling crap and lying about it he’ll always try

As ways to keep his con games rolling in hopes one will will hit

The profit big time rather than becoming one more shit

Product he was sure would sell once it bore the Trump name

Plus maybe “T”s mean Tyranny this time? They start the same.

…Late breaking news!!! All sneakers offered sold out in a day

Thus proving cons can still find suckers who’ll for their crap pay.

18 February 2024

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