Self Screwing

Are you kidding me??? Republicans have flown the coup???
After going as low as corrupt assholes can stoop
By ginning up a border crisis they claim does exist
Defeating a bill addressing it as they insist
Screaming Russians plan to send nuclear arms to space
And then not sending thoughts and prayers to one more gun disgrace.

“House Republicans flee DC for early vacation”

Is the headline filling Democrats with great elation

They’ll run that headline constantly until elections come

To turn yet one more self-administered screw on the scum

MAGA faction that’s screwed all Republicans into

A totally screwed up party with no clue what to do.

Republicans have made it abundantly clear to all

That behind their bizarre actions they on no plans do call

No matter what’s been said about three dimensional chess

Each random thing they do adds to the contradictory mess

They’ve become from which they’ll now flee and hope when the get back

New instructions from Trump’s brain will focus their attack.

But Trump’s brain is the source of chaos in the party spread

Every time the GOP acts on bizarre things said

It fears displeasing him so tries to do without delay

Every random new brain fart he expects they’ll obey

And acting on so many random brain farts he’s amassed

Has made the party a chaotic mess sanity’s passed.

Let’s hope they enjoy the vacation to which they’ve now fled

Because when they return provided Dear Leader’s not dead

His very stable genius brain will fart out anew

More random unconnected things he’ll order them to do

Which contradict all they’ve done before and will soon be doing

To give still more twists to their self-administered self screwing.

15 February 2024

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