Tit For Tat

The slim majority that House Republicans have had
Just got slimmed down by one vote more and things are looking bad
For the future of the party MAGA thugs backhanded
To make it do whatever their Dear Leader them commanded.

Everything the party’s done for four years since it came
Into majority control through numbers very lame

Has been to make it easier for Donald Trump to win

Assuming no legalities stop him from getting in.

By one vote only MAGAs on their second try impeached

The Secretary of Homeland Security who’s reached

Deep down into their fear-filled psyches where pretend invasion

Has become real to them in their border crisis equation.

It did not matter not one shred of evidence they found

To justify impeaching the guy their one vote did pound

Their real reason was to exchange their angry tit for those

Two prior tats of impeachment Trump’s treason did disclose.

MAGA has gotten the impeachment payback they’ve desired

Ever since two impeachment attempts against Trump transpired

Speaking of which he’s made this new defeat all about him

Although it was his early voting stance that did it in.

Meanwhile mean Marge Greene struts around MAGA’s slimmed-down camp

Taking credit for the one thing the trailer trash tramp

Managed to accomplish during tenure on the Hill

Where all she’s undertaken’s been according to Trump’s will.

MAGA’s tit for tat will by the Senate be put down

And their majority reduced by one dumb lying clown

Will have nothing to sell when next elections come to be

But one tits up payback for their tyrant tat wannabe.

14 February 2024

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