Whack Job

If you want to assassinate those you do not agree
Are of continued life upon Earth any more worthy
There’s just one play to get away with ordering their death
And not for murder being of your liberty bereft
And that way is to be elected President because
By so doing you’ll rate Trump’s lawyers’ immunity clause!

According to Trump’s lawyers there’s no limit to the things

That as the President permitted actions to one brings

They say a non-indicted President has right to kill

Those he call foes and after he does just sit back and chill

Because all things he ever did when he was President

Are totally immune from prosecution’s punishment.

Apparently Trump’s lawyers’ argument works just one way

And that way protects Trump alone ‘cause there’d be Hell to pay

If it held for all Presidents and not just Trump alone

Because if it did Joe Biden could just pick up the phone

And order up a Trump whack job so his lawyers have to

Claim immunity is just to the Chosen One due.

Perhaps a judge corrupt as Clarance Thomas would agree

That Trump alone from prosecution rates immunity

But no judge with an ounce of legal awareness would say

Only Trump alone can kill rivals and get away

And if immune from prosecution they apply to all

What would stop Trump from getting whacked before autumn leaves fall?

11 January 2024

Trump’s boldest argument yet: Immunity from prosecution for assassinations https://flip.it/PxQfNR

Trump’s Immunity Defense is Ridiculous https://flip.it/ECvoaX