Musical Chairs

The old GOP party’s headed for a sorry end

As its death throes play themselves out around each swing state’s bend

Where rather one party there’s now a fragmented mess

Because so many party members want Trump to them bless

Including those who know he’s nuts but must keep their mouths shut

Because if they don’t jobs and lives his cultists will disrupt.

The MAGA faction’s kicking out chairpersons in each state

For various and sundry reasons easy to relate

Like three ways leading to rape charges that have now kicked out

A Florida creep who used sex for forced female workout

Or a Michigan breakaway faction that had enough

Of their chair and kicked her out because she treated them rough.

Parties in America have come and gone before

It's not pretty when one coming in kicks one out the door

To meet a fate it can’t relate to with defiant screams

When fingertips can’t maintain grips on politic’s changed seams

New parties force old parties out - it tends to end that way

This time for the GOP party MAGA fears betray.

12 January 2024

Breakaway faction of Michigan GOP leaders votes to remove Kristina Karamo as chair https://flip.it/4_Z2rI

Florida Republican Party chair removed over rape allegations he denies https://flip.it/V.kRaq

“We just hit rock bottom on chaos”: Battleground state GOPs besieged with leadership fights https://flip.it/aeazvl