Book Flop

Marge Greene wrote a book about her role as major pain
In the butt of America and just one MAGA came
To her book signing in some outdoor picnic grounds venue
And none to a classroom filled with Duplos red white and blue 
Apparently her public doesn’t see a pressing need
To buy a book a bimbo wrote to greed and ego feed.

It’s amazing Marge wrote a book - who knew that she could write?

But since her book’s about herself I guess she did alright

Because only herself alone she knows and cares about

So writing about what alone you know is beyond doubt

Easier than writing about things that take research

To learn and why should she when she instead can them besmirch?

The online memes are cackling about Greene’s failed attempt

To sell her book and with it autograph seekers foment

Into an eager mass of MAGAs demanding she be

Honored for her writing skill as Trump’s chosen VP

Which may be the real motivation she took pen in hand

To write a book nobody buys of her achievements grand.

10 January 2024

MAGA Queen humiliated after no one shows up to her book signing & we’re CACKLING https://flip.it/.reS7Z