Crying Wolf

We haven’t heard from the MyPillow Guy for quite a while
So here’s a brand new news report that that’s bound to bring a smile
To all those sick and tired about hearing Trump’s big lie
Repeated by the guy who wants them to his pillows buy.

Mike Lindell made a lot of money by chopping up foam

And stuffing it pillow cases and working the phone

To spread the fame of what he claimed were the best pillows ever

But then he went broke backing Trump which wasn’t very clever.

Repeatedly Mike constantly reported in prime time

That he would reveal VERY SOON!!! proof of fake fraud vote crime

That robbed Trump of sure victory by tremendous landslide

But when time came to show his proof Mike did not it provide.

He did provide conspiracy theories none understood

In charts and graphs on monitors no TV viewers could

See adding up to what he claimed was proof clearly revealing

Trump’s second election millions of fake votes were concealing.

It’s like that Peter kid who cried about a wolf (big, bad)

So many times MyPillow Guy promised proof he’s not had

That if he ever does come up with proof and tells news feeds

None will believe it no matter how stridently he pleads.

Lindell could have just sold his chopped foam to a rich man remain 

But crying wolf for Trump’s big lie flushed his wealth down the drain

Now Fox won’t run MyPillow ads until Mike pays his bill

So he’s running “Go Fund Me” ads in hopes suckers still will.

13 January 2024

THOUGHTS AND PRAYERS: my Pillow Guy Mike Lindell Announces He’s Been Cancelled By Fox News https://flip.it/LSuVar

Fox News stops running MyPillow ads in payment dispute https://flip.it/SqLPiy