Run Dumb

Ron DeSantis let the door hit his ass on the way
Out onto the worst ever try to the Prez role convey
He sent one hundred fifty million dollars down the drain
To buy nothing but a pathetic amateur campaign
Of such historic proportion future textbooks will say

All those who want to run for Prez best not run Ronnie’s way.

Ron DeSantis tried to win the Prez candidate fight

By saying he was just like Trump but in a version lite

He also labeled everything Republicans hate “woke”

Which couldn’t define what “woke” was so it became a joke

And by wearing high-heeled lifts that made his height a joke too

He found the worst ways candidates could ever their runs screw.

Ron DeSantis will become a fading memory

But he won’t fade away forever with rapidity

Because when you set the high bar for what one ought not do

It will take years before the world forgets all about you

So until memory of Ron’s flop to time has succumb

It will continue to be taught as how best to run dumb.

Ron DeSantis was however true through to the end

Of his fiasco with a lie to his adios send

True to form he ended his run with one last lie muttered

That quoted Churchill using words Winston had never uttered

So many lies Ron lied to try to not come in dead last

So why not one last lie to leave historians aghast?

22 January 2024

Mary Trump gives her blunt take on Ron DeSantis dropping out after one primary https://flip.it/mMPUN_

Miami Herald Gibes Ron DeSantis Ugly Truth About His Presidential Failure https://flip.it/AKjF6L

Ron DeSantis Ends Campaign With Fake Quote From Winston Churchill https://flip.it/Z3vNPG