Thing In Hand

Of course she wants to be VP, she hungers for the chance
But as yet won’t admit desire so a demur dance
She dances to avoid declaring it would be OK
And would indeed be wonderful if Trump put her in play
And thus by so demurring she hopes her humility
Disguises the I WAS ROBBED!!! angry bitch we've come to see.

Of course she wants to be VP, harping on I WAS ROBBED!!!

Has always been her application for Trump’s VP job

It shows him she learned at his knee and continues apace

To echo his complaint with hers to cement VP fate

After having blown his favor badly when before

She hung out in Mar-a-Lago trying hard to score.

Of course she wants to be VP but it’s a crowded field

When it comes to his selection as yet unrevealed

And there are so damn many in the running mate choice race

She knows she must stand out for more than I WAS ROBBED!!! disgrace

And though losing a robbed election's an OK credential

She knows being a woman for him’s even more essential.

And so she’ll temper strident I WAS ROBBED!!! non-female ways

In hopes that at Trump’s VP table he’ll ask her to graze

Maybe it’s a long shot but it’s worth another try

After her Mar-a-Lago fling blew her chances sky high

To tone down her I WAS ROBBED!!! (JUST LIKE TRUMP!!!) Karen side and

Hope acting more demurely takes his VP thing in hand.

23 January 2024

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