Getting Harder

Republicans hate to admit sex exists and so they
Say their members have never indulged in prurient play
Which works OK as long as they’re not caught then not so well
When on tape and/or video they show they cannot quell
Their sexual desires leading to kinky sex acts
Revealed by closed circuit TVs and recorded sound tracks.

Republicans claim they resist sex they say they deny

To themselves and condemn those who can’t to in Hell fry

Because unlike them they not as pure as driven White snow

As they can so portray themselves provided proofs don’t show

And when proofs do as they tend to it with righteous rage deny

Until damage control makes their party bid them bye-bye.

Bimbo Boebert’s their worst case of shown sex recently

Although to give her credit pure she never claimed to be

But while contending with her they must also now contend

With threesome rape in Florida bringing to sorry end

The chairmanship of that state party’s fat obnoxious twit

And his hypocritical wife who played her threesome bit.

Republicans will keep insisting ‘till blue in the face

Their self-denial of sex makes God fondly them embrace

But as Boebert and Ziegler sex hypocrisy proofs show

It's getting harder to hide urges nether regions grow

The Dems may be as sex-prone as Republicans are too

But don't tend to boast sex they all religiously eschew.

9 January 2024

Florida GOP removes Christian Ziegler from party chairmanship amid sexual assault investigation https://flip.it/gc6Ub1