What a surprise! George Santos says he won’t seek re-election
After details of his pervasive fraud caused indigestion
Among members of Congress he had lied his way into
Who could no longer stomach with him anything to do
He won’t seek re-election ‘cause voters will kick his ass
Seven ways from Sunday if he tries another pass.
After details of his pervasive fraud caused indigestion
Among members of Congress he had lied his way into
Who could no longer stomach with him anything to do
He won’t seek re-election ‘cause voters will kick his ass
Seven ways from Sunday if he tries another pass.
What a surprise! George Santos says with politics he’s done
Because a House report concluded he’s a total scum
Whose fraud was so pervasive it was all there was to see
Everywhere investigators perused minutely
No matter where they looked they found fraud like fruit hanging down
From the grasping clutches of the greedy lying clown.
What a surprise! George Santos says the fraud report’s a smear
And of the ethics committee who wrote it says it’s clear
They clearly had it out for him and slandered his good name
Thus forcing him to after one term leave the gravy train
Because it will be harder scamming voters he lies to
If the disgusting political smear gets harkened to.
What a surprise! George Santos says he’s headed out the door
When elections next roll around he will not run once more
After he’s completed the one solitary term
He won through lies and then abused through fraud at every turn
It’s a trick to avoid expulsion once Congress gets back
And to avoid consequences by promising he’ll pack.
What a surprise! George Santos says the end for him is nigh
Provided they continue letting him keep skating by
Comeuppance before his term ends he so does not deserve
And let him finish out his term without expulsion’s swerve
OK, he didn’t say that out loud but it’s what he’s thinking
Will save himself from placement among history’s most stinking.
17 November 2023
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