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A day late and two roll calls short Jim Jordan has decided
Threatening House member’s spouses cannot be abided
He was fine with them threatening when he was sure he’d win
But that was before his mob tactics backfired on him
So now he says he totally rejects his former call
For threats that he initiated to defeat forestall.

A day late and two roll calls short Jordan still wants to try

To become speaker, but without threats to make spouses cry

Or wrenching arms from sockets or applying bats to knees

Is not the way Trump likes to win so it does not him please

And that combined with two roll call votes that did Jordan screw

Is why from Jordan’s Dear Leader no more support’s come through.

A day late and two roll calls short which soon may become three

Is not the way Jim Jordan thought his mob tactics would be

Responded to by representatives he’d terrorized

With violent threats he now rejects and claims he criticized

But everyone knows he’s a bully so it’s way too late

For him to say to violent threats he simply can’t relate.

19 October 2023

Threats fly as Jim Jordan’s bid to be US House speaker turns ugly https://flip.it/Rq_Ja1

GOP Says She Received Death Threats After Withdrawing Support For Jim Jordan : “I Will Not Bend To Bullies.” https://flip.it/f-lA7R

Trump Has Become Conspicuously Silent About Jim Jordan https://flip.it/STGVEE

Jordan tries to back out of vote after opponents face “death threats” and “intimidation” https://flip.it/cRhWow