Warring Factions

When your party is without one coherent policy
Except to screw all Democrat woke liberals you see 

And all you do day in day out to while away your time

Is infighting internally without reason or rhyme
It prevents your two warring factions to Speakers select
Because inept incompetence from you all now expect.

When your party’s two main factions are 1) cowards afraid

Of being primaried unless they maintain the charade

Of kissing Trump’s ass in public while back behind the scenes

They hate him for the way he the GOP so demeans

And 2) mean-spirited corrupt Freedom Caucus kooks who

Because cowards fear Trump force their minority crap through.

When your party’s loudest faction’s filled up with wing nut kooks

Who when they hear their job is governing respond “Gadzooks!!!”

You pick as Speaker candidate a total asshole who

In 16 years in Congress not one single bill brought due

Which sets your party apart for inept ineptitude

At governing but great at being stupid, mean, and rude.

When your party’s incompetence completely totally

Replaces governing from it awhile back we did see

There’s nothing left for you sell as good reasons for votes

For either cowards or kooks with choke holds around their throats

So infighting in your ranks will last as far as eyes see

Until your party’s dragged all down or finally ceased to be.

20 October 2023

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