Let’s Move On

Jordan’s mob tactics didn’t work! No Speaker he’ll become
At least for now with Jeffries winning more votes in round one
But enough poem about that jerk, at least enough for now
There are plenty of other fertile fields in which to plough
For GOP stupidity, so for now let’s move on
And focus on another jerk who has as yet not gone.

In the House the other day George Santos smirkingly sat

To vote for Jordan because he knows his vote’s where it’s at

It is the only reason he’s allowed to stick around

By the Republicans who hate the lying inept clown

But hold such a slim margin of votes his they must retain

No matter how embarrassing for them to him explain.

Financially George Santos is as broke as he can be

Because donors want money returned they previously

Were dumb enough to contribute so now he’s forced to beg

For contributions from new donors he hopes won’t renege

Before their credit card data held firmly in his hands

He can exploit to gain whatever goodies greed demands.

Please don’t give your credit card data to Soros who

Will use it to pad his nest egg by stealing yours from you!

And if you’ve already sent money every little bit 

Demand returned immediately to him further hit

And to further embarrass the Republicans who’ll try

To explain it’s not votes that make them put up with the guy.

18 October 2023

George Santos asks people for their credit card details and the internet has thoughts https://flip.it/eYrRoc

George Santos says if GOP lets him stay in Congress he will stop using their credit cards https://flip.it/U6Thj4