Crypto Con

Another pump and dump scheme, the most blatant there has been
Since Don the conman Trump as President got his ass in
And four years of grift and corruption followed in his stead
And continue today despite vote counts that knocked him dead.

Trump’s constant calls for donations con suckers one and all

Still attending new rallies he holds as their numbers fall

But this new pump and dump scheme involved cryptocurrencies

Which he knows nothing about but makes marks easy to squeeze.

“Let’s Go Brandon” crypto coins some conmen came up with

To get suckers and send their wages down a money sieve

By claiming since they’re crypto coins they must be worth a lot

They got conned marks to invest until life savings were shot.

From 6.5 million down to one dollar sixty six

The coins knocked 99.5 percent off their worth list

With no bottom as yet in sight on down to hell they go

And none of the cons who touted them warned “Look Out Below!”.

So idiots lost their life savings but why should Trump care

He said they looked good although of crypto was unaware

It was Don Jr. touting them but he’s so far not named

In the class action lawsuit brought by those whose wealth was drained.

They say invest in what you know and not the latest thing

Grifters seek to sell you because pump and dump’s their thing

Let’s let “Let’s Go Brandon” coins become the textbook example

Of how conmen prey on marks whose brain power’s less than ample.

12 April 2022

https://flip.it/FO5cg6Trump World Figures Named In Pump and Dump Class Action Suit For Now Worthless Let’s Go Brandon Coin

https://flip.it/.uoOhSLet’s Go Brandon Crypto Lawsuit Has Trumpworld Influencers Running for the Hills