Sucker Supply

Unfortunately Donald Trump’s plane did not go ker-plunk
Over the Gulf of Mexico while transporting the skunk
When it developed engine failure but Trump’s destiny
Was not to plunge to earth in flames screaming loud as can be
The pilot got the broken plane back down to mother earth
Where it will now remain ‘cause Trump gives losers a wide berth.

But Trump still needs to fly around to get rallying done

In places where his fine white cult awaits The Chosen One

And those places spread wide across all deep southern states

And western also but never northeast where dwell ingrates

And so he needs a brand new plane to schlep him here and there

And planes cost lots of money so to grift his cult seems fair.

And so an urgent request for cult money he’s sent out

Because the thought of him paying for things himself no doubt

Has never occurred to him and there’s no reason it should

Because his sucker supply remains endless knock on wood

So he begs them to send new dough each time he has new needs

Which in this case means his new plane will create bank book bleeds.

For any amount they can send he says he will be pleased

But if monthly he gets $2500 bucks squeezed

He will call them true patriots for funding Trump Force One

And won’t ask for more bucks from them ‘till new needs to him come

Which once again he won’t pay for because it is the job

Of suckers he calls patriots to let him from them rob.

But Wait!! Here’s some late-breaking news!! It WASN’T Trump Force One

That Trump’s ass was on when he almost went to kingdom come

It was somebody else’s plane that almost took him down

But that has not prevented the donation-begging clown

From asking his cult to buy him a brand new Trump Force One

By implying his old plane’s now as unsafe as they come.

11 March 2022

https://flip.it/wJa3GMTrump Wants His Supporters to Buy Him a Plane

https://flip.it/BJmpgJTrump begs for money for his plane after 'emergency landing'

https://flip.it/A-6CRJTrump Begs Fans for Cash to Fund New ‘Trump Force One’ Plane

https://flip.it/GksdO2Donald Trump, after New Orleans emergency landing, asks supporters to pay for new plane

https://flip.it/0CVvUMTrump Would Like Supporters to Fund a 'Trump Force One' Plane After Emergency Landing in Private Jet: Report

https://flip.it/d1DcPhTrump: I am not using campaign funds for new plane